Top Ten Reasons Why Rocky Sucks...
10. His 3 moves which he uses repeatedly over and over again until I want to scream.
9. The fact that he stole one of those moves from a real wrestler.
8. Because he constantly picks on poor Kevin Kelly.
7. His promos which are nothing but a bunch of catchprases.
6. For talking about himself in the third person.
5. For, as my Drama major friend would say, "chewing up the scenery."
4. Because his eyebrow freaks me out. That's not normal man.
3. For making it to the top solely because he kissed ass.
2. Because he calls himself the People's Champ. Hey, I'm a person and he isn't my champ.
1. Because he did a shoot on Mick Foley who is God and beat the crap out of him with a folding chair.

Top Ten Reasons Why Rock Is Sooo Totally Gay
Submitted by GG Bayley and Calarra

10. Has been seen chasing Shane around the arena many times
9. Must strip down to a skin-tight speedo before entering the ring with another guy
8. Favorite wrestling partners are similarly scantly-clad males
7. Wears flashy shirts, but can never seem to keep them closed in the locker room
6. Calls the asses of other men 'candy'
5. Always talks about laying other guys
4. Is always asking other guys "Do you smell what I'm cookin?"
3. Enjoys giving other guys a taste of "The Rock bottom"
2. Continually talks about shoving things up other guys' asses
1. Is constantly trying to knock other guys unconscious so he can jab them with various appendages


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